Essay defense
Plant a tree, write a book, raise a child…
…and break prod on a Friday.
What it means to be a software engineer when code is ephemeral.
Essay defense
…and break prod on a Friday.
What it means to be a software engineer when code is ephemeral.

A quick question
$ git log --since="5 years ago" --diff-filter=D --stat services/user-service/* | 2931 ---------- src/legacy/PaymentGateway.java | 1204 ----- src/plugins/jquery.carousel.js | 388 -- infra/k8s/that-startup-idea/* | 642 --- 47 files changed, 0 insertions(+), 9812 deletions(-)
Roadmap
Preface · The parable

Our version

An uncomfortable truth
Introduction · AI




Back to philosophy

Mathematics 2.0

The shift

We are applied philosophers.
01 · Plant a tree
The maturity ladder
Arithmetic → algebra → proof.




Fred Brooks · No Silver Bullet (1986)

Over-engineering
20 microservices.
0 users.

Tutorial hell
Tutorial 1 → Tutorial 2 → … → Tutorial 47 → ???

02 · Write a book
Community as an anchor

Explaining is understanding

Impostor syndrome
xkcd #979 — “Wisdom of the Ancients”
Who were you, DenverCoder9? What did you see?!
xkcd.com/979 · Randall Munroe · CC BY-NC 2.5
What to measure
03 · Raise a child
Scaffolding, not a crutch

The stolen keyboard

Strategic restraint
What did you expect to happen?
Where did it diverge?
The mentor's obsolescence

Synthesis
Junior engineer · architecture review
Not a title, not a second shift

Thank you · Questions?

“This saved my whole day. Thank you.”